DESCRIPTION
you buy your opponent pizza. tell them to run to the store and get it while you secretly and very sneakily put emrakul and khalnia hydra into play turn one. once they come back they will be so infatuated with their pizza that they wont notice. if they do, you just tell the judge they tried to bribe you. if the judge doesnt believe you. you show up under his bed that night, and jizz on his face. after buying him pizza, of course. turn one win. every. single. time.