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this only works if you get the required four cards in your first hand. i want this thing to be versatile, so feel free to leave comments filling in the rest. redo the sideboard too! i just put in random cards! just want the basic combo out there.
first, you lotus petal into a dark ritual, then use two of that to play a vampire hexmage. play the dark depths and sac the hexmage to get the counters off. sac the dark depths and you got your 20 20 indestructible, turn 1. you can forgo the lotus petal, use a swamp turn 2, and play the dark ritual then, and this will become a turn three win, but whatever. this is the fastest (conventional) way i could come up with in my ten minutes in the shower. let me know that you think!